Bride and Groom Wedding Toasts

Here's to the groom, a man who kept his head even while he lost his heart.

Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life.

To the bride and groom, as you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face the wrong way.

To the bride and groom, may your love be as deep as the ocean, your troubles as light as its foam.

May all your troubles be little ones, and all your little ones no trouble at all.

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

May we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations.

To the bride and groom, let your love endure beyond the last sunset.

To the bride and groom, may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.

May thy life be long and happy,
Thy cares and sorrows few;
And the many friends around thee
Prove faithful, fond and true.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

Don't try this one if you have had a few to drink!!

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Here's to marriage. That happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite direction, yet punishing anyone that come between them.

Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together.

Here's to marriage. That happy estate that resembles a pair of scissors, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite direction, yet punishing anyone that come between them.